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Circus Maximus: Tamlin Cardoso

Hometown: Boskruin, JHB

 Age: 22

 Birth date: 22 November 1990

Pets: Chubby my British Bulldog

Three things I can’t live without: 1. Carbs 2. Reality TV 3. Wine

I would be embarrassed if you looked in my wardrobe and saw the chaos after a morning of deciding what to wear.

I can whoop any guy’s ass eating chillies.

 If I named a sandwich after myself, I would call it Firebomb, and it would be 3 cheeses smothered in a habanero creamy hot sauce!

My favourite line from a movie is, ”Pedro: “If I win you can be my secretary or something.”  Napoleon Dynamite: “Sweet! Plus I could be your bodyguard too. Or like Secret Service Captain, or…whatever…!”From Napoleon Dynamite.

The most embarrassing song on my iPod is Whigfield’s Sexy Eyes.

 I would rather date a rabid chimpanzee than a man who cheats.

 

 

 

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