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A CREEPY ITALIAN GANG TRIED TO KIDNAP ENZO FERRARI’S CORPSE AND HOLD IT FOR RANSOM
The Hoff, Knight Rider himself, shares tips for gaining worldwide fame.
Listen to Strangers
Listen to strangers, “Way back, a girl named ‘Nicki’ from Austria won a meet-and-great contest with me. She said, ‘Do you know your record is number 1 in my country?’ I immediately organised a trip overseas.”
Harness the Power of Bikinis
“Do a TV show with lots of sun and scantily clad girls. The weather is so bad in Europe, they’ll love it.”
Pick a Winner
“The one word that everyone in the world knows is ‘freedom,’ so write a song about it. People in the U.S have made such a joke of my appearance at the Berlin Wall, but it was like Woodstock over there.”
Do Something Stupid
“At one point in your life, make a personal tape that should never get out so people can look at it 25 million times on YouTube, and still love you.”
Be Blessed With a Ridiculous Name
“I’m lucky to have a funny name like ‘Hasselhoff,’ because then you can say things like ‘Hoff-tastic,’ ‘Hoff-stuff,’ ‘face-Hoff,’ and ‘Hoffy-birthday.’ And get one you can make a catch phrase out of, because everyone knows you don’t hassle the Hoff!”
