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1. You remind me of a parking ticket…Because you’ve got FINE written all over you. Cough cough…
2. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven? Brain fart, anyone?
3. Your middle name must be angel. This is more of a joke than a pick-up line.
4. Come here often? Yawn.
5. Your legs must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all night. How cheesy are you, dude?
6. Are you a surgeon? Cause you just took my heart away! You’re too young to be reading Maxim mag!
7. When God made you, he was showing off. That was almost cute, but no…
8. You know what would look really good on you? No, what? Me. What a stud!
9. Am I cute, or do you need another drink? Definitely another drink!
10. Is your dad in jail? Cause he stole the stars and put them in your eyes. No, but you belong in jail.
11. Are you going to kiss me, or do I have to lie to my diary? Maybe try lying!
12. Can I borrow a quarter? I promised my mom I would call her when I met the girl of my dreams. Really? Really!
