Is your sex life a little bland? Is it lacking a certain level of heat you can only find at your local Indian restaurant? Do you wish you could somehow bring the eye-watering spiciness of Lamb Vindaloo into the bedroom?
If you answered yes to any of those questions, your prayers have been answered. Manforce, which is apparently the name of an actual Indian condom company, just released a new Achaari flavored condom, which is a tangy and spicy lime pickle, in case you aren’t familiar with the food item in quesion.
“Presenting the very Indian, Tangy and Tantalizing, ACHAARI Flavoured Condoms,” the official poster reads.
“Get your lovemaking to go Desi and Sexy.”
Ahh, dreams do come true! I’ve always wanted condoms to be tangy and smell like lime and chili, and to make my insides burn with the intensity of a Carolina Reaper hot pepper…said absolutely no one ever.
Hmm, I wonder what fiery flavors condom companies will think of next. Spicy Sichuan Pepper-cock, anyone?
Come on, Trojan, it’s your move.